Caitlyn Jenner Tired Of ‘Tucking The Damn Thing In,’ Does The UNTHINKABLE

Caitlyn Jenner has a new book coming out, and it’s full of sensational details about her life as a “woman.” In the memoir, the 67-year-old reveals the unthinkable decision that she made after growing tired of tucking her penis in all of the time.

Jenner reveals in her upcoming memoir, for which she was paid a generous $4 million advance, that she underwent sexual reassignment surgery in January, nearly two years after revealing to the world her decision to transition into a woman.

“The surgery was a success, and I feel not only wonderful but liberated,” Jenner writes in The Secrets of My Life. Of course, very little of the former olympian’s life is actually a secret anymore, as her now-canceled reality show documented all of the details you never wanted to know about living as the opposite sex.

“I am telling you because I believe in candor,” explains Jenner in the book. “So all of you can stop staring. You want to know, so now you know. Which is why this is the first time, and the last time, I will ever speak of it.” However, according to a new report by Radar Online, Jenner has plans to pose naked in the near future, which leads us to believe she’s probably not quite as private about her own private parts as she claims to be in her memoir.

“So why even consider it?” Jenner writes of the risky reassignment surgery, as reported by Daily Mail. “Because it’s just a penis. It has no special gifts or use for me other than what I have said before, the ability to take a whiz in the woods. I just want to have all the right parts. I am also tired of tucking the damn thing in all the time.”

The logical decision for someone tired of tucking their male genitalia into their underwear so that they can dress like a woman would be to stop dressing like a woman. However, anyone willing to mutilate their God-given sex organs obviously does not have the mental clarity to make such common sense decisions. Jenner is clearly suffering from some very deep-seated psychological issues. Therapy would have been a much better investment than the pricey reassignment surgery she underwent in January.

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